Top 10 Excuses For Not Having Your Homework Done


Top 10 Excuses for Not Having Your Homework (Work-Work) Done

 

Whether we’re school-aged, middle-aged or just aged, we all have responsibilities. Unfortunately, we don’t always have the time to accomplish them. It is at those moments, we need an excuse to give to the people who have expectations of us. Here are 10 surefire excuses for why you haven’t finished your work that are guaranteed to be accepted by your teachers, professors or bosses.

 

10. “I was busy making tinfoil hats and duct taping my windows shut.”

9. “I was kidnapped by terrorists. They released me just moments ago, so I didn’t have time to finish it.”

8. “My dog ate it. But you can still make out some of my figures in this stool sample.”

7. “I have my work finished. It’s all done in my head. What, was I supposed to write it down?”

6. “My printer broke, then my disk became corrupted. Unfortunately, my computer crashed and the power went out, also. Do transformers explode everyday? Because that happened, too.”
5. “I didn’t want to add to your heavy workload. Really, you should be thanking me, look at all the time you have to work on other things!”

4. “My doctor told me to take it easy because all this work is making me tired. You wouldn’t want me to jeopardize my health, right?

3. “My grandpa/step-dad/second-cousin/best friend/dog fell into a chipper shredder and I had to identify the body. I’ll need some time off for the funeral, too.”

2. “Last night, I was busy saving the world from the evil supervillain known as Electro-Lex Magneto-Joker. If you’ve never heard of him, it is because I defeated him! You’re welcome, by the way.”

1. “You mean I’m supposed to do it every day?! Sheesh, how does anyone ever get anything done around here?”

 

What excuses for not having your work or homework done would you add to this list?

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11 thoughts on “Top 10 Excuses For Not Having Your Homework Done

  1. I was taken to Endor on a field trip and the Ewoks told me to stay and pray to their Golden God, and I was stuck in light Speed!!

  2. I think I have used most of those excuses myself at one time or another… I didn’t see the one about the voices in my head told me not to do it because if I did they would hurt me… This seems to happen a lot! or at least that’s what the voices tell me….

  3. I think I have used most of those excuses myself at one time or another… I didn’t see the one about the voices in my head told me not to do it because if I did they would hurt me… This seems to happen a lot! or at least that’s what the voices tell me….

  4. what homework? ohh! did it in my head!
    “I have my work finished. It’s all done in my head. What, was I supposed to write it down?” Ha! ha ha love it!. I used wish i used most of them but i was, but i didn’t like the panishment that came with it, so i did most of my homework, man they use to hit us  so hard, they  would used cane sticks and rulers at the back of your tinny hands, man i tell you! i remember i was 7 just because you didn’t do your home work or you were late, no question were ask you know,well its great these days they don’t do that, they were bang out of order! i think i should go back ask them, WHAT DID YOU DID THAT FOR YOU ….. what’s the word i am looking for help!

  5. what homework? ohh! did it in my head!
    “I have my work finished. It’s all done in my head. What, was I supposed to write it down?” Ha! ha ha love it!. I used wish i used most of them but i was, but i didn’t like the panishment that came with it, so i did most of my homework, man they use to hit us  so hard, they  would used cane sticks and rulers at the back of your tinny hands, man i tell you! i remember i was 7 just because you didn’t do your home work or you were late, no question were ask you know,well its great these days they don’t do that, they were bang out of order! i think i should go back ask them, WHAT DID YOU DID THAT FOR YOU ….. what’s the word i am looking for help!

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