A Blonde And A Redhead Have A Cattle Ranch In Texas…

Funny Joke Of The Day

A blonde and a redhead have a cattle ranch in Texas. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another for their cattle ranch, but they only have $500.

The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find a good bull for under that amount. If I find one, I will send you a telegram to tell you to bring the truck and trailer.”

The redhead goes to the cattle market and finds one for $499. Since she has only $1 left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs $1 per word to send a telegram. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer.

Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.”

Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?”

The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’ ”


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