Funny Joke Of The Day
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a beautiful blonde and an ugly brunette are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps.
Every now and then, the train passes through a tunnel and the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a loud slap is heard. As the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The ugly brunette thinks to herself, I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.
The beautiful blonde thinks to herself, I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the dowdy brunette for me and she slapped the beast.
The Frenchman thinks to himself, I bet that awful Englishman was trying to grab the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.
The Englishman thinks to himself, I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.
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