An Irish Priest Is Driving Down To New York…

Funny Joke Of The Day

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and a state trooper stops him in Connecticut for speeding.

The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”

“Just water,” says the priest, fingers crossed.

The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”

The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”

 

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